my mama was an alien,
my daddy was an engineer,
and i was spawned
from the borg one morn
with keyboards in my ears,
in my eeeeearrs.

they call me the microsoft hacker,
once upon a pair of wires,
and i'm gooonne
*crack my numbers*
i wonder how your PC's feeln'
*ba ba ba baaaa*
scoot down the wires,
*crack my numbers*
i wonder how your PC's feeln'
*ba ba ba baa baa*